Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

For Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating my love for true independence.

Which mostly involves wearing sweatpants, ordering takeout, and not sharing the remote.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day traditions

Apparently, it's all about love, romance, and pretending to like overpriced dinners.