I just started a new job at a bakery, and my boss is very particular about how I handle the dough.

He says I need to come in early, work it hard and fast until it's really stiff, then get it warm and moist so it can rise properly.

I've been dating a girl who's a cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our relationship.

I guess you could say she's looking for a little more territory to explore.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional gemstone polisher

and she's always trying to get me to rub her the right way

I've been dating a girl who's a professional clockmaker, and she's always trying to get me to

wind her up