My girlfriend told me she wanted to feel something 'deep and meaningful' in bed.

I told her, 'Honey, if you wanted a colonoscopy, you could have just said so.'

I've been dating a woman who's a professional architect, and she's always trying to redesign our relationship.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to build a better orgasm.

I've started dating a professional tattoo artist, and she's been teaching me about the different types of ink and needles.

But I'm starting to think she's just using me for practice, because every time we're together, she's always trying to get under my skin.

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through