Why did the man bring a ladder on his second date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been dating a girl who's into bondage, and I have to say, it's been a real commitment.

My rock climbing instructor told me I needed to improve my grip.

I told him, 'Funny, my girlfriend always tells me I've got a fantastic grip.'

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.