💘 Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSunday, April 5, 2026
They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...
...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.
More Valentine's Jokes
Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?
Because it finally found its chipmate!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...
...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.
Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?
Because it was a blooming good time
Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?
Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup
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