They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.

Why did Cupid visit the optometrist before Valentine's Day?

He wanted to make sure he had perfect vision for love!

Are you a love potion?

Because I'm under your spell... and now I can't find my car keys.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!