I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Monday, May 4, 2026

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty

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My favorite thing about Valentine's Day is actually the day after.

That's when all the good chocolate goes 50% off. It's like Christmas, but for cynics.

Are you a candy store?

Because I'm getting a sugar rush just looking at you... and I really shouldn't be eating this much before dinner.

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're a little prickly, but I'm still stuck on you

Are you a Valentine's pizza?

Because you've got a pizza my heart!

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