I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights