I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Monday, May 4, 2026

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty

More Valentine's Jokes

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!

They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis

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