Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Are you a love potion?

Because I'm under your spell... and now I can't find my car keys.