Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time