Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

Is your heart a target?

Because Cupid keeps missing it and hitting my wallet.

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday