Before [Groom's Name] met [Bride's Name], his idea of a perfect Saturday involved epic gaming sessions or spontaneous road trips.

Now, I hear his biggest weekend triumph is successfully assembling IKEA furniture, and occasionally, getting to choose the movie on Netflix... after a lengthy negotiation.

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person left the dishes in the sink

I was talking to the happy couple about their future plans

and I realized marriage is like a GPS: it starts with a clear direction, but after a few years, it's just a voice saying 'recalculating' over and over again

I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to say 'I'm sorry' without actually admitting you're wrong.