My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.

My wife said I need to be more hands-on around the house.

I told her I'm happy to help, but she usually wants me to 'drill down' in a very specific area.

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been dating a girl who's really into polyamory, and I have to say, it's been a real learning experience.

Now I know what it's like to be in a relationship, a backup plan, and a participation trophy all at the same time.