I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a backdoor entry

I've been taking sailing lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me about the importance of tacking, coming about, and making sharp turns to stay on course.

Now I'm hooked on her techniques, and she's helping me navigate the waters of intimacy, one buoy at a time.

My girlfriend just bought a new pressure cooker.

She says she loves all the build-up, and then a good, controlled release.

I've been dating a professional archer, and she's been teaching me about the importance of proper form and follow-through.

Now I know why she's always hitting the mark, but missing the point.