Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.

I've been dating a girl who's really into role-playing in the bedroom

But honestly, I'm getting a little tired of being the defendant

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our love life.

But honestly, I'm just trying to find the point of no return.

Why did the man get fired from the sperm bank?

He kept eating the samples.