๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkMonday, April 6, 2026
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more passionate and put more effort into our sex life.
I told her, 'Baby, I'm putting in all the effort *I've got*. You want more, you gotta start paying me.'
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