My neighbor, who's a master gardener, told me the key to a thriving patch...

...is knowing exactly when to go deep, get dirty, and give it a good watering.

My girlfriend told me she wanted our relationship to 'evolve,' to 'reach new heights' and 'explore uncharted territory.'

I thought she meant we should try anal.

My fishing instructor told me the most important thing is to really work the rod, get your line out deep, and keep a firm grip, because sometimes you have to wait for a while before you get a good tug.

He caught a record-breaking marlin.

I've been seeing a physical therapist who specializes in rehabilitation

She's been helping me work through some stiffness, and I think we've finally reached a point of complete extension