Do you have a map?

Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... and now I'm aimlessly wandering through the Valentine's Day candy aisle.

Is your heart a target?

Because Cupid keeps missing it and hitting my wallet.

What did the romantic baker say to their sweetheart on Valentine's Day?

I knead you in my life!

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you make my heart flutter... and also, you're probably going to shed glitter everywhere.