What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!

They say Valentine's Day is when everyone celebrates their great love story.

Mine's more of a short story collection, where each entry features me and a different comfort food.

What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

I've been practicing my Valentine's Day skills

by lovingly cooking a solo meal, and then arguing with myself over who left the dishes in the sink