I've been dating a girl who's a professional cartographer, and she's always trying to help me find my way

but it turns out she's been mapping out our entire relationship to get to the one place I didn't know I was going: a long-term commitment

My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to 'take her breath away' in bed.

I said, 'Honey, I thought we agreed we were done with the chokeholds.'