I've been dating a girl who's a talented photographer, and she's always trying to get the perfect shot

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a good exposure

My financial advisor told me I need to be more aggressive with my assets...

...and diversify my portfolio by spreading it around.

My wife just got a new hobby. She loves to spend hours getting things wet and slippery, then slowly working them in and out until they're firm and ready.

She's taken up pottery.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional audiologist, and she's always trying to help me find my frequency.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to tune me out in bed.