My girlfriend told me she loves foreplay.

I told her, 'Great, because I usually need about an hour and a half just to get my socks off.'

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through

I've been dating a girl who's a professional dominatrix, and she's always trying to make our relationship more exciting.

But honestly, the only thing she's really dominating is my credit card.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship