๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Saturday, March 28, 2026
My piano teacher told me I needed to work on my fingering.
I said, "I'm trying, but not on a keyboard."
More Dirty Jokes
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Now our relationship is really growing, and I'm finding myself getting wrapped up in her vines.
My girlfriend told me I need to be more supportive in our relationship, really hold her up and be her rock.
I told her, 'Honey, I've been supporting you on my face for weeks now.'
I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code
But honestly, I think she's just looking for a backdoor entrance
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Now I'm better at handling brushstrokes, but still struggling to find a good blend
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