Why did the man bring a ladder on his second date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

I asked my financial advisor what the key to long-term satisfaction was.

He just sighed and said, 'Honestly, it's usually over too soon.'

I told my girlfriend I was thinking of taking up a new instrument.

She said, 'Why? You already have one, and you barely know how to play it yet.'

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.