Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.

First, I'm making dinner for two. Then I'm eating both servings.

What did the grape say when it got invited to a Valentine's Day party?

I'm crushed that I have to decline, but I'd love to wine and dine with you another time

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're making my heart grow a petal-fect love for you