Why did the rose decide to propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it was ready to bud the question!

They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.

What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.