I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love