๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadMonday, April 20, 2026
My dad said he didn't need a thing for Father's Day this year.
But then he added, 'Unless you happen to know where my *other* tape measure is. The good one.'
More Father's Day Jokes
I asked my dad what his secret to a happy retirement was on Father's Day
and he said it's having a to-do list that's longer than his bucket list
My dad insists his BBQ isn't just a cooking appliance.
He calls it a 'precision meat delivery system' that requires at least three separate thermometers and a spirit level.
My dad's most consistent Sunday afternoon activity was falling asleep in his favorite recliner, often with a newspaper draped over his face.
I used to think he was just catching some Z's, but looking back, it was his quiet way of always being present, anchoring our home. He was our rock, even when he was napping.
My dad said all he wanted for Father's Day was peace and quiet.
So I just let him mow the lawn in silence, because apparently, that's his version of a meditation retreat.
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