๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadMonday, April 20, 2026
My dad said he didn't need a thing for Father's Day this year.
But then he added, 'Unless you happen to know where my *other* tape measure is. The good one.'
More Father's Day Jokes
My dad told me he wanted a very specific Father's Day gift: something that would help him maintain optimal home comfort.
So I got him a sweater, and he said, 'Perfect! Now I can finally turn the thermostat down even lower without anyone complaining.'
My dad's neighbors think he's a professional landscaper
but really he just has a lot of free time and a riding lawn mower
For Father's Day, I told my dad he could be in charge of absolutely everything.
He immediately adjusted the thermostat, offered unsolicited grilling tips, and then looked at me and said, 'Hi son, I'm dad!'
I asked my dad what he was most proud of as a father on Father's Day
He said it wasn't the achievements or milestones, but the fact that I still come to him for advice, even though I never take it
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