๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadMonday, April 20, 2026
My dad said he didn't need a thing for Father's Day this year.
But then he added, 'Unless you happen to know where my *other* tape measure is. The good one.'
More Father's Day Jokes
I asked my dad to make a bucket list for Father's Day
and it was just a list of all the things he wants to fix around the house before he dies
I got my dad a smart thermostat for Father's Day, thinking it would finally put an end to his temperature tinkering.
Now he just complains that the algorithm isn't as good as his instincts.
I asked my dad to teach me how to fix a broken appliance for Father's Day, so I could finally learn from the master of DIY repairs.
He smiled and said, 'The best way to learn is by watching me Google it for the next three hours.'
I gave my dad a gift card to his favorite hardware store for Father's Day.
He said it was perfect, he needed to buy a new organizer for his existing tool organizers.
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