I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

I've been trying to find the perfect way to spend Valentine's Day as a single person

And then I realized, it's just like any other Tuesday, but with more expensive flowers and judging looks from couples