Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you