Why did Cupid's arrow go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a pointed problem with love!

Why did the musician give their loved one a drum for Valentine's Day?

Because they wanted to make their heart beat for them!

I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch

Why did the rose go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little prickly about its relationships