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👶 Top Rated Kids Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

May 26, 2026

What do you call a pig that loves to read?

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May 25, 2026

Why did the cat wear a watch?

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May 24, 2026

What do you call a happy elephant?

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May 23, 2026

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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May 22, 2026

What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?

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May 21, 2026

Why did the science teacher become a baker during summer break?

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May 20, 2026

Why did the student bring a shovel to history class?

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May 19, 2026

What do you call a dog that goes to the moon?

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May 18, 2026

Why did the math book look so sad?

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May 17, 2026

Why did the art teacher go to the bank?

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May 16, 2026

What did the paper say to the pencil?

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May 15, 2026

Why did the rabbit go to the beauty parlor?

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May 14, 2026

What do you call a cow that plays hide-and-seek?

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May 13, 2026

Why did the cat take a selfie?

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May 12, 2026

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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May 11, 2026

What do you call a sleeping bull?

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May 10, 2026

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Why did the chicken wear a rainbow sweater?

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May 9, 2026

Why did the cat join a band?

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May 8, 2026

What do you call a frog that's a great singer?

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May 7, 2026

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

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May 6, 2026

What do you call a cat that's a great listener?

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May 5, 2026

Why did the pencil go to the principal's office?

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May 4, 2026

Why did the music teacher climb a ladder during class?

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May 3, 2026

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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May 2, 2026

Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?

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May 1, 2026

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

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Apr 30, 2026

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

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Apr 29, 2026

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

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Apr 28, 2026

Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

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Apr 27, 2026

Why did the math book look so happy?

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Apr 26, 2026

What do you call a dinosaur that loves to play the guitar?

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Apr 25, 2026

Why did the history teacher break up with the calendar?

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Apr 24, 2026

What do you call a bear with a big smile?

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Apr 23, 2026

Why did the science book look so sad?

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Apr 22, 2026

Why did the student bring a magnet to school?

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Apr 21, 2026

Why did the elephant quit the circus?

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Apr 21, 2026

What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?

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Apr 21, 2026

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Apr 21, 2026

Why did the teacher get good at baseball?

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Apr 20, 2026

Why did the computer go to school?

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Apr 19, 2026

Why did the tiger go to the party?

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Apr 18, 2026

Why did the chicken go to the library?

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Apr 17, 2026

What do you call a broken calculator?

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Apr 16, 2026

Where do fish keep their money?

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Apr 15, 2026

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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Apr 14, 2026

Why did the cat take a selfie?

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Apr 13, 2026

Why did the pencil go to the principal's office?

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Apr 12, 2026

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

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Apr 11, 2026

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

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Apr 10, 2026

Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?

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