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What's a teacher's favorite kind of sandwich?
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permalink →What kind of math do chickens like?
permalink →What did the octopus say to his girlfriend?
permalink →Why did the turtle cross the road?
permalink →What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
permalink →What's a sheep's favorite type of music?
permalink →Why did the book go to the principal's office?
permalink →Why did the pencil go to the doctor?
permalink →Why was the sandwich the most popular kid at the school picnic?
permalink →Why was the math homework sad?
permalink →What do you call a sleeping bull?
permalink →Why did the cow cross the road?
permalink →What do you call a duck who is really good at basketball?
permalink →What do you call a sleeping shark?
permalink →What do you call a dog magician?
permalink →What do you call a sad strawberry?
permalink →What do you call an alligator in a vest?
permalink →Why did the English teacher go to the bank?
permalink →What's a cat's favorite color?
permalink →What do you call a bear with no teeth?
permalink →Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
permalink →Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
permalink →What do you call a cow that likes to sing?
permalink →Why did the atom get an A+ in science class?
permalink →Why did the two science teachers break up?
permalink →Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
permalink →What's a fish's favorite instrument?
permalink →What's a math teacher's favorite kind of sandwich?
permalink →Why was the geometry book always so sad?
permalink →Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
permalink →What do you call a bear with a sore tooth?
permalink →Why did the cat sit on the computer?
permalink →What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
permalink →Why did the library book get detention?
permalink →What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
permalink →Why did the snail cross the road?
permalink →Why did the banana go to the doctor?
permalink →What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree?
permalink →Why did the elephant get kicked out of the swimming pool?
permalink →Why did the eraser always do well on tests?
permalink →What do you call a pig that knows karate?
permalink →Why did the history book get sent to the principal's office?
permalink →Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
permalink →Why did the chicken wear a rainbow sweater?
permalink →What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
permalink →What do you call a cat that loves to dance?
permalink →Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
permalink →Why did the pencil go to school?
permalink →What do you call a bear with no socks on?
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