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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
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permalink →Why did the banana go to the doctor?
permalink →What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree?
permalink →Why did the elephant get kicked out of the swimming pool?
permalink →Why did the eraser always do well on tests?
permalink →What do you call a pig that knows karate?
permalink →Why did the history book get sent to the principal's office?
permalink →Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
permalink →Why did the chicken wear a rainbow sweater?
permalink →What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
permalink →What do you call a cat that loves to dance?
permalink →Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
permalink →Why did the pencil go to school?
permalink →What do you call a bear with no socks on?
permalink →What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
permalink →Why did the computer go to the principal's office?
permalink →Why did the duck cross the playground?
permalink →What do you call a happy elephant?
permalink →Why did the pencil sharpener go to school?
permalink →What do you call a cat that's a great singer?
permalink →Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
permalink →What do you call a cow that plays hide and seek?
permalink →What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
permalink →Why did the pencil get sent to detention?
permalink →What do you call a cat that's a good listener?
permalink →Why did the dog sit in the shade?
permalink →Why did the student bring a magnet to school?
permalink →Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
permalink →What do you call a cat that loves to read?
permalink →Why did the jump rope get in trouble at recess?
permalink →Why did the math book look so sad?
permalink →What do you call a pig that knows karate?
permalink →Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
permalink →Why did the cat join a band?
permalink →What do you call a bear with no teeth?
permalink →Why did the recess ball go to therapy?
permalink →What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
permalink →Why did the computer go to the principal's office?
permalink →Why did the banana go to the doctor?
permalink →What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
permalink →Jul 3, 2026
⚔ Won 0 of 1 battleWhy did the science teacher break up with the history teacher?
permalink →Why did the snake stop playing cards?
permalink →What do you call a bear with a bad memory?
permalink →What's a cat's favorite color?
permalink →Why did the student's pencil go to the party?
permalink →What do you call a cat that's a great listener?
permalink →Jun 24, 2026
⚔ Won 0 of 1 battleWhy did the student's geography book look so sad?
permalink →Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
permalink →What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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