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What do you call a pig that loves to read?
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permalink →What do you call a happy elephant?
permalink →Why did the banana go to the doctor?
permalink →What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?
permalink →Why did the science teacher become a baker during summer break?
permalink →Why did the student bring a shovel to history class?
permalink →What do you call a dog that goes to the moon?
permalink →Why did the math book look so sad?
permalink →Why did the art teacher go to the bank?
permalink →What did the paper say to the pencil?
permalink →Why did the rabbit go to the beauty parlor?
permalink →What do you call a cow that plays hide-and-seek?
permalink →Why did the cat take a selfie?
permalink →What do you call a bear with no teeth?
permalink →What do you call a sleeping bull?
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⚔ Won 0 of 1 battleWhy did the chicken wear a rainbow sweater?
permalink →Why did the cat join a band?
permalink →What do you call a frog that's a great singer?
permalink →What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
permalink →What do you call a cat that's a great listener?
permalink →Why did the pencil go to the principal's office?
permalink →Why did the music teacher climb a ladder during class?
permalink →What do you call an alligator in a vest?
permalink →Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?
permalink →What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
permalink →What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
permalink →Why did the dog sit in the shade?
permalink →Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
permalink →Why did the math book look so happy?
permalink →What do you call a dinosaur that loves to play the guitar?
permalink →Why did the history teacher break up with the calendar?
permalink →What do you call a bear with a big smile?
permalink →Why did the science book look so sad?
permalink →Why did the student bring a magnet to school?
permalink →Why did the elephant quit the circus?
permalink →What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?
permalink →What do you call a cow with no legs?
permalink →Why did the teacher get good at baseball?
permalink →Why did the computer go to school?
permalink →Why did the tiger go to the party?
permalink →Why did the chicken go to the library?
permalink →What do you call a broken calculator?
permalink →Where do fish keep their money?
permalink →What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
permalink →Why did the cat take a selfie?
permalink →Why did the pencil go to the principal's office?
permalink →What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
permalink →Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
permalink →Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?
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