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👶 Top Rated Kids Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Aug 24, 2026

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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Aug 23, 2026

Why did the snail cross the road?

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Aug 22, 2026

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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Aug 21, 2026

What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree?

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Aug 20, 2026

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the swimming pool?

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Aug 19, 2026

Why did the eraser always do well on tests?

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Aug 18, 2026

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

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Aug 17, 2026

Why did the history book get sent to the principal's office?

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Aug 16, 2026

Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?

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Aug 15, 2026

Why did the chicken wear a rainbow sweater?

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Aug 14, 2026

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

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Aug 13, 2026

What do you call a cat that loves to dance?

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Aug 12, 2026

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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Aug 11, 2026

Why did the pencil go to school?

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Aug 10, 2026

What do you call a bear with no socks on?

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Aug 9, 2026

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

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Aug 8, 2026

Why did the computer go to the principal's office?

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Aug 7, 2026

Why did the duck cross the playground?

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Jul 26, 2026

What do you call a happy elephant?

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Jul 25, 2026

Why did the pencil sharpener go to school?

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Jul 24, 2026

What do you call a cat that's a great singer?

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Jul 23, 2026

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

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Jul 22, 2026

What do you call a cow that plays hide and seek?

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Jul 21, 2026

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

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Jul 20, 2026

Why did the pencil get sent to detention?

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Jul 19, 2026

What do you call a cat that's a good listener?

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Jul 18, 2026

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

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Jul 17, 2026

Why did the student bring a magnet to school?

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Jul 16, 2026

Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

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Jul 15, 2026

What do you call a cat that loves to read?

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Jul 14, 2026

Why did the jump rope get in trouble at recess?

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Jul 13, 2026

Why did the math book look so sad?

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Jul 12, 2026

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

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Jul 11, 2026

Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

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Jul 10, 2026

Why did the cat join a band?

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Jul 9, 2026

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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Jul 8, 2026

Why did the recess ball go to therapy?

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Jul 7, 2026

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

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Jul 6, 2026

Why did the computer go to the principal's office?

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Jul 5, 2026

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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Jul 4, 2026

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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Jul 3, 2026

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Why did the science teacher break up with the history teacher?

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Jul 2, 2026

Why did the snake stop playing cards?

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Jul 1, 2026

What do you call a bear with a bad memory?

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Jun 27, 2026

What's a cat's favorite color?

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Jun 26, 2026

Why did the student's pencil go to the party?

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Jun 25, 2026

What do you call a cat that's a great listener?

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Jun 24, 2026

⚔ Won 0 of 1 battle

Why did the student's geography book look so sad?

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Jun 23, 2026

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

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Jun 22, 2026

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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