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Why did the cat join a band?
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permalink →Why did the recess ball go to therapy?
permalink →What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
permalink →Why did the computer go to the principal's office?
permalink →Why did the banana go to the doctor?
permalink →What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
permalink →Why did the science teacher break up with the history teacher?
permalink →Why did the snake stop playing cards?
permalink →What do you call a bear with a bad memory?
permalink →What's a cat's favorite color?
permalink →Why did the student's pencil go to the party?
permalink →What do you call a cat that's a great listener?
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⚔ Won 0 of 1 battleWhy did the student's geography book look so sad?
permalink →Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
permalink →What do you call an alligator in a vest?
permalink →Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
permalink →Why did the science teacher take out his doorbell?
permalink →Why did the turtle cross the road?
permalink →What do you call a deer with no eyes?
permalink →Why was the art teacher always so happy?
permalink →Why was the math textbook always so happy?
permalink →Why did the student put their homework in the freezer?
permalink →Why did the students' pencils go to therapy?
permalink →How does a pig get to the hospital?
permalink →What do you call a dog that does karate?
permalink →Why did the student bring a compass to math class?
permalink →Why did the student bring a magnet to school?
permalink →What do you call a chicken that loves to swim?
permalink →Why did the computer go to the principal's office?
permalink →Why did the English teacher go to the library?
permalink →What do you call a bear with no socks on?
permalink →What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
permalink →Why did the pencil go to the principal's office?
permalink →What do you call a cat that's a great listener?
permalink →What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
permalink →Why was the math homework sad?
permalink →Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
permalink →Why did the frog go to the library?
permalink →Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
permalink →Why did the math teacher bring a ladder to school?
permalink →What do you call a pig that loves to read?
permalink →Why did the cat wear a watch?
permalink →What do you call a happy elephant?
permalink →Why did the banana go to the doctor?
permalink →What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?
permalink →Why did the science teacher become a baker during summer break?
permalink →Why did the student bring a shovel to history class?
permalink →What do you call a dog that goes to the moon?
permalink →Why did the math book look so sad?
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