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💘 Top Rated Valentine's Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 16, 2026

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

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Apr 5, 2026

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

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Apr 2, 2026

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

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Apr 2, 2026

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

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May 26, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

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May 25, 2026

I've been practicing my Valentine's Day skills

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May 24, 2026

Valentine's Day is when everyone celebrates finding their 'better half'.

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May 23, 2026

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

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May 22, 2026

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

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May 21, 2026

Some people spend Valentine's Day searching for their soulmate.

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May 20, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

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May 19, 2026

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May 18, 2026

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

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May 17, 2026

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.

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May 16, 2026

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

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May 15, 2026

You must be tired,

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May 14, 2026

Are you a Valentine's card?

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May 13, 2026

This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

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May 12, 2026

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.

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May 11, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

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May 10, 2026

Do you have a map?

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May 9, 2026

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

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May 8, 2026

Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

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May 7, 2026

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

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May 6, 2026

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

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May 5, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?

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May 4, 2026

I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

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May 3, 2026

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

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May 2, 2026

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

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May 1, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

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Apr 30, 2026

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

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Apr 29, 2026

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

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Apr 28, 2026

They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

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Apr 27, 2026

Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

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Apr 26, 2026

Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

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Apr 25, 2026

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

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Apr 24, 2026

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

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Apr 23, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

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Apr 22, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

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Apr 21, 2026

I've come to realize that my love life is like a recipe for disaster.

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Apr 20, 2026

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

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Apr 19, 2026

My ideal Valentine's Day date doesn't involve fancy restaurants or grand romantic gestures.

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Apr 18, 2026

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

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Apr 17, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

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Apr 15, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

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Apr 14, 2026

Why did the candy store owner love Valentine's Day?

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Apr 13, 2026

What did the chocolate bar say to its Valentine?

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Apr 12, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

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Apr 11, 2026

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

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Apr 10, 2026

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

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