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I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment
permalink →They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...
permalink →I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...
permalink →Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?
permalink →Are you a Valentine's card?
permalink →My ideal Valentine's Day date involves candlelight and soft music...
permalink →Are you a library book?
permalink →Are you a Valentine's pizza?
permalink →Why did Cupid go to art school?
permalink →Valentine's Day always has everyone scrambling for the perfect romantic gesture, like a huge bouquet of flowers.
permalink →Are you a bouquet of flowers?
permalink →Do you believe in love at first sight?
permalink →Why did the musician give their loved one a drum for Valentine's Day?
permalink →They say Valentine's Day is all about celebrating 'great love stories.'
permalink →What did the chocolate bar say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?
permalink →Are you Valentine's Day?
permalink →Are you a calendar?
permalink →This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating true love...
permalink →I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
permalink →Why did the flower shop run out of roses on Valentine's Day?
permalink →For Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating my love for true independence.
permalink →My relationship status this Valentine's Day is 'In a committed relationship with...'
permalink →Are you a candy store?
permalink →They say Valentine's Day is when everyone celebrates their great love story.
permalink →Do you have a band-aid?
permalink →What did the Hershey's Kiss say to the chocolate chip on Valentine's Day?
permalink →Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
permalink →Cupid must be a terrible shot.
permalink →Are you a time traveler?
permalink →Why did Cupid visit the optometrist before Valentine's Day?
permalink →Are you a Valentine's candy heart?
permalink →Do you have a map?
permalink →Are you a box of Valentine's chocolates?
permalink →What did the chocolate bar say to the truffle on Valentine's Day?
permalink →What did the cocoa bean say to the milk on Valentine's Day?
permalink →What did the romantic baker say to their sweetheart on Valentine's Day?
permalink →This Valentine's Day, I'm planning a very intimate dinner...
permalink →Are you Earl Grey?
permalink →Are you a Valentine's Day hot chocolate?
permalink →What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?
permalink →My ideal Valentine's Day involves a long, loving relationship...
permalink →This Valentine's Day, while couples are out having romantic candlelit dinners...
permalink →I appreciate Valentine's Day for its commitment to romance.
permalink →Valentine's Day is just a yearly reminder...
permalink →This Valentine's Day, while couples are gazing into each other's eyes...
permalink →If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber...
permalink →Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?
permalink →My friends asked what my big romantic plans were for Valentine's Day.
permalink →Why did Cupid's arrow go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?
permalink →I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift
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