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💘 Top Rated Valentine's Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 16, 2026

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

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Apr 5, 2026

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

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Apr 2, 2026

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

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Apr 2, 2026

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

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Aug 24, 2026

What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

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Aug 23, 2026

My ideal Valentine's Day involves a long, loving relationship...

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Aug 22, 2026

This Valentine's Day, while couples are out having romantic candlelit dinners...

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Aug 21, 2026

I appreciate Valentine's Day for its commitment to romance.

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Aug 20, 2026

Valentine's Day is just a yearly reminder...

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Aug 19, 2026

This Valentine's Day, while couples are gazing into each other's eyes...

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Aug 18, 2026

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber...

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Aug 17, 2026

Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

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Aug 16, 2026

My friends asked what my big romantic plans were for Valentine's Day.

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Aug 15, 2026

Why did Cupid's arrow go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

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Aug 14, 2026

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

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Aug 13, 2026

Why did the rose go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

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Aug 12, 2026

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.

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Aug 11, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day bouquet?

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Aug 10, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day greeting card?

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Aug 9, 2026

I'm not saying I'm against Valentine's Day, but

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Aug 8, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day parking ticket?

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Aug 7, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

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Aug 6, 2026

What did one chocolate say to the other on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 26, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

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Jul 25, 2026

Is your heart a target?

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Jul 24, 2026

What did the sunflower say to its Valentine?

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Jul 23, 2026

My favorite thing about Valentine's Day is actually the day after.

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Jul 22, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

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Jul 21, 2026

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty simple this year.

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Jul 20, 2026

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 19, 2026

Why did the chocolate go on a date?

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Jul 18, 2026

I'm starting to think that Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

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Jul 17, 2026

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

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Jul 16, 2026

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 15, 2026

Why did the couple's love become a sweet investment on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 14, 2026

On Valentine's Day, couples are out there, declaring their undying love with grand gestures...

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Jul 13, 2026

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

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Jul 12, 2026

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 11, 2026

What's Cupid's favorite kind of exercise?

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Jul 10, 2026

What did the chocolate bar say to the romantic movie on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 9, 2026

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

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Jul 8, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

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Jul 7, 2026

Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 6, 2026

Why did the rose go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 5, 2026

I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request

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Jul 4, 2026

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go on a date?

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Jul 3, 2026

What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 2, 2026

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 1, 2026

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

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Jun 27, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

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