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💘 Top Rated Valentine's Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 16, 2026

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

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Apr 5, 2026

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

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Apr 2, 2026

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

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Apr 2, 2026

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 10, 2026

What did the chocolate bar say to the romantic movie on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 9, 2026

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

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Jul 8, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

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Jul 7, 2026

Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 6, 2026

Why did the rose go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 5, 2026

I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request

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Jul 4, 2026

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go on a date?

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Jul 3, 2026

What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 2, 2026

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

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Jul 1, 2026

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

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Jun 27, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

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Jun 26, 2026

What did the postage stamp say to the Valentine's Day card?

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Jun 25, 2026

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day traditions

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Jun 24, 2026

Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?

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Jun 23, 2026

Do you have a band-aid?

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Jun 22, 2026

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

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Jun 21, 2026

What did the grape say when it got invited to a Valentine's Day party?

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Jun 20, 2026

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

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Jun 19, 2026

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

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Jun 18, 2026

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

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Jun 17, 2026

Is your dad a baker?

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Jun 16, 2026

What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

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Jun 15, 2026

Why did Cupid get kicked out of the bakery?

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Jun 14, 2026

Why did the heart go to the gym on Valentine's Day?

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Jun 13, 2026

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Jun 12, 2026

I've been trying to find the perfect way to spend Valentine's Day as a single person

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Jun 11, 2026

Are you a heart?

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Jun 10, 2026

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

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Jun 9, 2026

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

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Jun 8, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

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Jun 7, 2026

My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

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Jun 6, 2026

People always ask me what my significant other is getting me for Valentine's Day.

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Jun 5, 2026

Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

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Jun 4, 2026

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

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Jun 3, 2026

Do you have a valentine yet?

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Jun 2, 2026

Why did the rose decide to propose on Valentine's Day?

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Jun 1, 2026

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day history

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May 31, 2026

I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

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May 30, 2026

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

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May 29, 2026

Are you a love potion?

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May 28, 2026

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid?

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May 27, 2026

Why did the love letter blush on Valentine's Day?

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May 26, 2026

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

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May 25, 2026

I've been practicing my Valentine's Day skills

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May 24, 2026

Valentine's Day is when everyone celebrates finding their 'better half'.

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May 23, 2026

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

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