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๐Ÿ’˜ Top Rated Valentine's Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

9 jokes โ€” ranked by net votes

Apr 5, 2026

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

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Apr 2, 2026

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

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Apr 2, 2026

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

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Apr 4, 2026

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

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Apr 3, 2026

I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

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Apr 2, 2026

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

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Apr 2, 2026

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

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Apr 2, 2026

What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

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Apr 2, 2026

Are you a box of chocolates?

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