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Why did Frankenstein's monster join a gym?
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permalink →What does a witch ask for at a fancy restaurant?
permalink →Why did the skeleton skip trick-or-treating?
permalink →Why did Dracula get politely asked to leave the blood bank?
permalink →Why did the monster get detention after trick-or-treating?
permalink →What's a pirate's favorite part of Halloween?
permalink →What kind of music do mummies like?
permalink →What's a vampire's favorite social media app?
permalink →Why did the Cyclops get fired from the photography studio?
permalink →Why did the vampire go to the dance club?
permalink →What do ghosts like to put on their pancakes?
permalink →Why did the zombie go to the prom?
permalink →What's a vampire's favorite type of fruit?
permalink →Why did the werewolf always have trouble eating spaghetti?
permalink →Why did the pumpkin pie go to the Halloween party?
permalink →Why did the black cat join a band on Halloween night?
permalink →Why did the mummy refuse to go to the Halloween party?
permalink →What instrument does a skeleton play?
permalink →Why did the vampire go to the hair salon?
permalink →Why did the candy corn go to the doctor?
permalink →Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?
permalink →What's a vampire's favorite type of coffee?
permalink →Why did the Invisible Man always get confused during online meetings?
permalink →Why did the kid bring a ladder trick-or-treating?
permalink →Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick-or-treating?
permalink →What's a ghost's favorite candy?
permalink →Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?
permalink →Why did the ghost go to the dance party?
permalink →Why did the werewolf take his dog to the vet?
permalink →Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
permalink →Why did the candy go to the doctor?
permalink →Why did the werewolf try to book an appointment at the dog groomer?
permalink →Why did the candy corn go to the party?
permalink →Why did the Cyclops go to the optometrist?
permalink →Why did the zombie go to the prom?
permalink →Why don't pumpkins ever go trick-or-treating?
permalink →Why did the trick-or-treater's wagon get a flat tire?
permalink →Why did the mummy cancel his plans?
permalink →Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?
permalink →Why did the superhero bring an extra cape trick-or-treating?
permalink →Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?
permalink →What's a trick-or-treater's favorite kind of music?
permalink →Why did the Goblin apply to be a mailman?
permalink →Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?
permalink →What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
permalink →Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?
permalink →Why did the mummy get confused on Halloween night?
permalink →Why did the Frankenstein's monster go to the cooking class?
permalink →Why did the skeleton start a band?
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