🎃 Top Rated Halloween Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

6 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 5, 2026

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

Apr 4, 2026

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Apr 3, 2026

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Apr 2, 2026

Why did Frankenstein's monster struggle with job interviews?

Apr 2, 2026

Why did the mummy go to the party?

Apr 2, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?