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Why did the zombie go to the prom?
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permalink →Why did the trick-or-treater's wagon get a flat tire?
permalink →Why did the mummy cancel his plans?
permalink →Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?
permalink →Why did the superhero bring an extra cape trick-or-treating?
permalink →Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?
permalink →What's a trick-or-treater's favorite kind of music?
permalink →Why did the Goblin apply to be a mailman?
permalink →Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?
permalink →What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
permalink →Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?
permalink →Why did the mummy get confused on Halloween night?
permalink →Why did the Frankenstein's monster go to the cooking class?
permalink →Why did the skeleton start a band?
permalink →Why did the werewolf go to the library?
permalink →Why did the vampire go to the dance party?
permalink →Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
permalink →Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?
permalink →Why did the bat go to the Halloween party?
permalink →Why did the ghost go trick-or-treating by himself?
permalink →What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
permalink →Why did the trick-or-treater bring a ladder to the party?
permalink →Why did the jack-o-lantern go to the party?
permalink →Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?
permalink →Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the party?
permalink →Why did the zombie go to the office supply store?
permalink →Why did the cyclops get excited about his new job at the optometrist's office?
permalink →Why did the werewolf go to the gym?
permalink →What did the candy say when it got old?
permalink →Why did the werewolf go to the coffee shop?
permalink →Why did the vampire quit his job?
permalink →Why did Medusa have so much trouble returning her online purchases?
permalink →Why did the mummy go to the therapist?
permalink →Why did the black cat join a trick-or-treat group?
permalink →Why did the Invisible Man always struggle to find a new outfit?
permalink →Why did Medusa finally get a haircut?
permalink →Why did the banshee go to voice therapy?
permalink →Why did the witch's cat join a band on Halloween night?
permalink →Why did the candy go to the doctor?
permalink →Why don't ghosts like candy corn?
permalink →Why did the werewolf go to the post office?
permalink →Why did the vampire go to the dance club?
permalink →Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?
permalink →Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
permalink →Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?
permalink →Why did the ghost go to the dance party?
permalink →What do you call a zombie who tells jokes?
permalink →Why are trick-or-treaters so good at navigating?
permalink →Why did the trick-or-treater cross the road?
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