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🎃 Top Rated Halloween Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Aug 24, 2026

Why did Frankenstein's monster join a gym?

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Aug 23, 2026

Why did the ghost always get through airport security so fast?

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Aug 22, 2026

What does a witch ask for at a fancy restaurant?

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Aug 21, 2026

Why did the skeleton skip trick-or-treating?

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Aug 20, 2026

Why did Dracula get politely asked to leave the blood bank?

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Aug 19, 2026

Why did the monster get detention after trick-or-treating?

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Aug 18, 2026

What's a pirate's favorite part of Halloween?

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Aug 17, 2026

What kind of music do mummies like?

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Aug 16, 2026

What's a vampire's favorite social media app?

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Aug 15, 2026

Why did the Cyclops get fired from the photography studio?

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Aug 14, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the dance club?

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Aug 13, 2026

What do ghosts like to put on their pancakes?

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Aug 12, 2026

Why did the zombie go to the prom?

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Aug 11, 2026

What's a vampire's favorite type of fruit?

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Aug 10, 2026

Why did the werewolf always have trouble eating spaghetti?

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Aug 9, 2026

Why did the pumpkin pie go to the Halloween party?

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Aug 8, 2026

Why did the black cat join a band on Halloween night?

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Aug 7, 2026

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the Halloween party?

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Aug 6, 2026

What instrument does a skeleton play?

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Jul 26, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the hair salon?

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Jul 25, 2026

Why did the candy corn go to the doctor?

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Jul 24, 2026

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

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Jul 23, 2026

What's a vampire's favorite type of coffee?

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Jul 22, 2026

Why did the Invisible Man always get confused during online meetings?

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Jul 21, 2026

Why did the kid bring a ladder trick-or-treating?

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Jul 20, 2026

Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick-or-treating?

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Jul 19, 2026

What's a ghost's favorite candy?

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Jul 18, 2026

Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

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Jul 17, 2026

Why did the ghost go to the dance party?

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Jul 16, 2026

Why did the werewolf take his dog to the vet?

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Jul 15, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

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Jul 14, 2026

Why did the candy go to the doctor?

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Jul 13, 2026

Why did the werewolf try to book an appointment at the dog groomer?

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Jul 12, 2026

Why did the candy corn go to the party?

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Jul 11, 2026

Why did the Cyclops go to the optometrist?

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Jul 10, 2026

Why did the zombie go to the prom?

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Jul 9, 2026

Why don't pumpkins ever go trick-or-treating?

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Jul 8, 2026

Why did the trick-or-treater's wagon get a flat tire?

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Jul 7, 2026

Why did the mummy cancel his plans?

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Jul 6, 2026

Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?

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Jul 5, 2026

Why did the superhero bring an extra cape trick-or-treating?

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Jul 4, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

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Jul 3, 2026

What's a trick-or-treater's favorite kind of music?

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Jul 2, 2026

Why did the Goblin apply to be a mailman?

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Jul 1, 2026

Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

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Jun 27, 2026

What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

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Jun 26, 2026

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

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Jun 25, 2026

Why did the mummy get confused on Halloween night?

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Jun 24, 2026

Why did the Frankenstein's monster go to the cooking class?

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Jun 23, 2026

Why did the skeleton start a band?

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