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🎃 Top Rated Halloween Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Jul 10, 2026

Why did the zombie go to the prom?

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Jul 9, 2026

Why don't pumpkins ever go trick-or-treating?

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Jul 8, 2026

Why did the trick-or-treater's wagon get a flat tire?

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Jul 7, 2026

Why did the mummy cancel his plans?

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Jul 6, 2026

Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?

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Jul 5, 2026

Why did the superhero bring an extra cape trick-or-treating?

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Jul 4, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

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Jul 3, 2026

What's a trick-or-treater's favorite kind of music?

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Jul 2, 2026

Why did the Goblin apply to be a mailman?

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Jul 1, 2026

Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

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Jun 27, 2026

What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

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Jun 26, 2026

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

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Jun 25, 2026

Why did the mummy get confused on Halloween night?

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Jun 24, 2026

Why did the Frankenstein's monster go to the cooking class?

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Jun 23, 2026

Why did the skeleton start a band?

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Jun 22, 2026

Why did the werewolf go to the library?

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Jun 21, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the dance party?

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Jun 20, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

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Jun 19, 2026

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

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Jun 18, 2026

Why did the bat go to the Halloween party?

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Jun 17, 2026

Why did the ghost go trick-or-treating by himself?

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Jun 16, 2026

What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?

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Jun 15, 2026

Why did the trick-or-treater bring a ladder to the party?

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Jun 14, 2026

Why did the jack-o-lantern go to the party?

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Jun 13, 2026

Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

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Jun 12, 2026

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the party?

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Jun 11, 2026

Why did the zombie go to the office supply store?

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Jun 10, 2026

Why did the cyclops get excited about his new job at the optometrist's office?

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Jun 9, 2026

Why did the werewolf go to the gym?

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Jun 8, 2026

What did the candy say when it got old?

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Jun 7, 2026

Why did the werewolf go to the coffee shop?

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Jun 6, 2026

Why did the vampire quit his job?

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Jun 5, 2026

Why did Medusa have so much trouble returning her online purchases?

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Jun 4, 2026

Why did the mummy go to the therapist?

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Jun 3, 2026

Why did the black cat join a trick-or-treat group?

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Jun 2, 2026

Why did the Invisible Man always struggle to find a new outfit?

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Jun 1, 2026

Why did Medusa finally get a haircut?

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May 31, 2026

Why did the banshee go to voice therapy?

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May 30, 2026

Why did the witch's cat join a band on Halloween night?

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May 29, 2026

Why did the candy go to the doctor?

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May 28, 2026

Why don't ghosts like candy corn?

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May 27, 2026

Why did the werewolf go to the post office?

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May 26, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the dance club?

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May 25, 2026

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

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May 24, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

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May 23, 2026

Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

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May 22, 2026

Why did the ghost go to the dance party?

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May 21, 2026

What do you call a zombie who tells jokes?

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May 20, 2026

Why are trick-or-treaters so good at navigating?

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May 19, 2026

Why did the trick-or-treater cross the road?

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