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🎃 Top Rated Halloween Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

May 26, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the dance club?

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May 25, 2026

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

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May 24, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

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May 23, 2026

Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

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May 22, 2026

Why did the ghost go to the dance party?

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May 21, 2026

What do you call a zombie who tells jokes?

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May 20, 2026

Why are trick-or-treaters so good at navigating?

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May 19, 2026

Why did the trick-or-treater cross the road?

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May 18, 2026

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

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May 17, 2026

Why did the mummy always use fabric softener?

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May 16, 2026

Why did the Kraken get kicked out of the board game café?

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May 15, 2026

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

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May 14, 2026

Why did Medusa have trouble taking selfies?

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May 13, 2026

Why did the candy corn go to the party?

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May 12, 2026

Why did the werewolf have trouble paying his rent on time?

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May 11, 2026

Why did the mummy take a break from work?

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May 10, 2026

Why did the ghost have trouble at the ATM?

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May 9, 2026

Why did the werewolf go to the hair salon?

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May 8, 2026

Why did the mummy go to therapy?

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May 7, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

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May 6, 2026

Why did the goblin go to the career counselor?

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May 5, 2026

Why did the witch's cat join a band?

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May 4, 2026

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the haunted house?

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May 3, 2026

Why did the zombie go to the art museum?

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May 2, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

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May 1, 2026

Why are ghosts bad at lying?

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Apr 30, 2026

What did the skeleton say when his friend asked to borrow some money?

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Apr 29, 2026

Why did the bat go to the Halloween party?

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Apr 28, 2026

Why did the ghost go to the dance party?

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Apr 27, 2026

Why did the werewolf go to the gym?

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Apr 26, 2026

Why was the mummy always so good at folding laundry?

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Apr 25, 2026

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

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Apr 24, 2026

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

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Apr 23, 2026

Why did the trick-or-treater bring a ladder to the party?

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Apr 22, 2026

Why did the candy corn go to the party?

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Apr 21, 2026

Why did the mummy get grounded after trick-or-treating?

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Apr 20, 2026

Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

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Apr 19, 2026

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

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Apr 18, 2026

Why did the Yeti get kicked out of the coffee shop?

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Apr 17, 2026

Why did the werewolf go to the DMV?

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Apr 16, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the hair salon?

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Apr 15, 2026

Why did the Minotaur start a lawn care business?

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Apr 14, 2026

What did the vampire say to his dentist after a filling?

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Apr 13, 2026

Why did the zombie go to the prom?

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Apr 12, 2026

Why did the pumpkin sit alone at the Halloween party?

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Apr 11, 2026

⚔ Won 0 of 1 battle

Why did the Cyclops go to the optometrist?

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Apr 10, 2026

⚔ Won 0 of 1 battle

Why did the candy go to therapy on Halloween night?

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Apr 9, 2026

Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick-or-treating?

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Apr 8, 2026

Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?

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Apr 7, 2026

Why did the vampire go to the dance party?

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