🔥 Top Rated Dirty Jokes

I've been dating a girl who's really into polyamory, and I have to say, it's been a real learning experience.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

My pottery instructor told me I really needed to work on my handling skills.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional dominatrix, and she's always trying to make our relationship more exciting.

I've been dating a girl who's a sex therapist, and she's always trying to diagnose our problems in the bedroom.

My date told me she loved a man who could really handle his tools, get down and dirty, and wasn't afraid to get his hands on some really tough nuts.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more passionate and put more effort into our sex life.

I've been dating a girl who's a cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our relationship.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to grow some herbs in the garden.

I've been dating a girl who's into ghosting, which is weird because

I've been dating a girl who's into bondage, and I have to say, it's been a real commitment.

I've been dating a girl who's into erotic photography, and she asked me to pose for her.

Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to tease her more in bed.

Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?

I've been dating a girl who's really into astrology, and she told me our love was written in the stars.

I told my date I was a master of seduction and could make any woman swoon.

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

I've been dating a girl who's really into role-playing in the bedroom

I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.

I told my girlfriend she was amazing in bed, and she asked me to be more specific.

I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

My career counselor said I needed to figure out how to get ahead in life.

My financial advisor told me I really needed to diversify my assets.

My rock climbing instructor told me I needed to improve my grip.

My cooking instructor always emphasized the importance of proper preparation.

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

My piano teacher told me I needed to work on my fingering.

My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

My wife always tells me I need to work on my presentation skills.

I asked my financial advisor what the key to long-term satisfaction was.

I told my girlfriend I was thinking of taking up a new instrument.

My wife said I need to be more hands-on around the house.

My boss told me I need to stop coming up short on my deadlines.

My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

Why did the man get fired from the sperm bank?

Why did the man name his dick 'Cashew'?

My girlfriend spent an hour in the dressing room yesterday trying on new pants.

I've been trying to improve my relationships by taking a wine and paint class

A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.