🔥 Top Rated Dirty Jokes

I've been dating a girl who's really into polyamory, and I have to say, it's been a real learning experience.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

My pottery instructor told me I really needed to work on my handling skills.

I've been taking private lessons from a beautiful glassblower, and she's been teaching me how to shape something delicate, get a good grip, and blow it all out of proportion.

I've been taking private dance lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me how to grind with precision, really thrust my hips, and make every move count.

I've been taking sailing lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me how to navigate through tight spots, avoid getting tangled up, and make the most of every stroke.

My girlfriend asked if I could help her with her new air mattress.

My piano teacher told me I needed to really 'finger' the keys with more passion, get my 'rhythm' just right, and make the whole piece build up to a powerful 'climax'.

My neighbor asked if I could help her with her garden project last weekend. She wanted me to get down low, handle something long and stiff, really work it back and forth, and then help her get it standing straight up.

I've been taking private lessons from a professional seamstress, and she's been teaching me how to make a perfect stitch, get in deep, and really pull it all together.

I matched with a girl on Tinder who said she was 'fluid' in her sexuality.

My girlfriend just bought a new pressure cooker.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional librarian, and she's always trying to get me to check out her catalog and see if we have a good connection.

My girlfriend told me I need to be more supportive in our relationship, really hold her up and be her rock.

They say men fantasize about having sex with multiple women.

My date told me she loved a man who could really handle his dough. She wanted me to come over and show her how I work it, get it nice and firm, and then help her make it rise.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code

My wife was complaining about our plumbing last night. She said something about needing a man who could really handle a pipe, get deep down, and know how to screw things tight to stop the leaking.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional architect, and she's always trying to redesign our sex life.

My wife told me she needed me to really get down and dirty tonight, handle something long and stiff, and then help her get it off.

My girlfriend told me she finds a man who can 'handle his wood' very attractive.

My girlfriend wanted to try role-playing in bed last night.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional arborist, and she's always trying to get me to branch out and try new things in the evening

I've been dating a girl who's a professional voice actor, and she's always doing different accents in bed

My ex always told me I had a head for business...

I've been dating a girl who's a professional mirroring coach, and she's always trying to get me to reflect on our relationship.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional audiologist, and she's always trying to help me find my frequency.

My girlfriend just got into competitive eating.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional gemstone polisher

I told my date I was an avid explorer.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional clockmaker, and she's always trying to get me to

I've been dating a girl who's a professional welder, and she's always trying to get me to help her join two pieces together in a strong and lasting bond.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our love life.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more spontaneous in bed.

I went on a date with a woman who said she was looking for a man who could 'go all night long'.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented photographer, and she's always trying to get the perfect shot

I've been dating a girl who's a professional taxidermist, and she's always trying to get me to mount something that's been dead for a while.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional glassblower, and she's always trying to get me to help her shape something delicate and fragile.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional sausage maker, and she's always trying to get me to help her stuff the casing.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

I've been dating a girl who's a skilled geologist

I've been dating a librarian, and she's always checking me out.

I've been dating a girl who's a skilled paleontologist, and she's always taking me to her lab to show me her latest excavation project, which involves carefully removing layers to expose what's been hidden for a long time.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented architect, and she's always trying to design the perfect bedroom

I've been dating a girl who's a talented cryptologist, and she's always trying to get me to crack her code.

Why did the man bring a ladder on his second date?

I've been dating a girl who's a talented baker, and she's always trying to get me to rise to the occasion.