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✊ Top Rated Knock-Knock Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 1, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

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Apr 9, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

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Oct 8, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

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Oct 7, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Axe.

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Oct 6, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Dewey.

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Oct 5, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Listen.

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Oct 4, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Donut.

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Oct 3, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank.

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Oct 2, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Door.

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Oct 1, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? The author.

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Sep 22, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Blink.

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Sep 21, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? A question.

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Sep 20, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? A placeholder for a name.

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Sep 19, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Hugh.

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Sep 18, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? The premise.

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Sep 17, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Ophelia.

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Sep 16, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Syntax error.

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Sep 15, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

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Sep 14, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave.

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Sep 13, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Figs.

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Sep 12, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Ken.

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Sep 11, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

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Sep 10, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Uriah.

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Sep 9, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? This isn't a door.

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Sep 8, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me.

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Sep 7, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch.

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Sep 6, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? The unexpected.

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Sep 5, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? An incomplete thought.

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Sep 4, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Pecan.

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Sep 3, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Amos.

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Sep 2, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me, Kevin. We talked about this. I'm here for the pizza.

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Aug 30, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.

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Aug 29, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? A series of percussive sounds.

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Aug 28, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? The door.

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Aug 27, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Waiter.

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Aug 25, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda.

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Aug 23, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne.

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Aug 22, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Ismael.

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Aug 21, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

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Aug 20, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Donut.

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Aug 19, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

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Aug 17, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? A philosophical question.

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Aug 16, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? A pause.

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Aug 15, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? This is a knock-knock joke.

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Aug 14, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Cereal

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Aug 13, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

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Aug 12, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.

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Aug 11, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? You tell me.

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Aug 10, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Isadore.

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Aug 9, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Disguise.

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