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Top Rated Knock-Knock Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 1, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

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Apr 9, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

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Jul 10, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

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Jul 9, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

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Jul 8, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go

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Jul 7, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Next question.

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Jul 6, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Figment.

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Jul 5, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Pixel.

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Jul 4, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? An anticlimax.

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Jul 3, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Elijah.

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Jul 2, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

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Jul 1, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Nana.

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Jun 27, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? The.

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Jun 26, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Mango.

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Jun 25, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Taco.

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Jun 24, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Brush

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Jun 23, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Olive.

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Jun 22, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig

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Jun 21, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Flake

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Jun 20, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Wait.

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Jun 19, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Tell me.

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Jun 18, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Vaughn.

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Jun 17, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Sewers.

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Jun 16, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Sew

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Jun 15, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

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Jun 14, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Wheat

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Jun 13, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

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Jun 12, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

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Jun 11, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Pane

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Jun 10, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Existential Crisis.

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Jun 9, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Dough.

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Jun 8, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion.

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Jun 7, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.

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Jun 6, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Candice.

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Jun 5, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Continue.

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Jun 4, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.

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Jun 3, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? No one.

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Jun 2, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Donut.

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Jun 1, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Wu

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May 31, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Hearse.

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May 30, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? That's what I'm asking.

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May 29, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange

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May 28, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

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May 27, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig

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May 26, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Sew

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May 25, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Sue

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May 24, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? The sound of one hand clapping.

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May 23, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go

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May 22, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Water.

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May 21, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

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