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Top Rated Knock-Knock Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 1, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

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Apr 9, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

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Aug 23, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne.

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Aug 22, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Ismael.

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Aug 21, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

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Aug 20, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Donut.

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Aug 19, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

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Aug 17, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? A philosophical question.

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Aug 16, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? A pause.

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Aug 15, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? This is a knock-knock joke.

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Aug 14, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Cereal

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Aug 13, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

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Aug 12, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.

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Aug 11, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? You tell me.

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Aug 10, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Isadore.

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Aug 9, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Disguise.

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Aug 8, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Accordion.

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Aug 7, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Next.

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Aug 6, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? No one.

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Jul 26, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Otto.

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Jul 25, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Wu

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Jul 24, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Nana.

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Jul 23, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? I forgot

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Jul 22, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? A man with a

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Jul 21, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? A door.

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Jul 20, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Just me.

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Jul 19, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey.

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Jul 18, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne

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Jul 17, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Wendell.

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Jul 16, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Philosophically speaking, the notion of a 'who' is a social construct and the concept of identity is fluid, so the idea of a fixed entity on the other side of the door is a fallacy.

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Jul 15, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Who.

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Jul 14, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Pane

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Jul 13, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm not sure.

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Jul 12, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock

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Jul 11, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Citation needed.

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Jul 10, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

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Jul 9, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

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Jul 8, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go

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Jul 7, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Next question.

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Jul 6, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Figment.

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Jul 5, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Pixel.

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Jul 4, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? An anticlimax.

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Jul 3, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Elijah.

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Jul 2, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

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Jul 1, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Nana.

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Jun 27, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? The.

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Jun 26, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Mango.

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Jun 25, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Taco.

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Jun 24, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Brush

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Jun 23, 2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Olive.

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