🦃 Top Rated Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is a real test of endurance

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner isn't cooking the turkey...

Why did the cranberry sauce stop in the middle of the road?

Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a war zone

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a perfectly balanced recipe

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

I've got a fowl feeling about this year's Thanksgiving dinner

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

Why did the cranberry sauce get such a good reputation?

Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Alright, folks, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're grateful for.

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one place where

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Why did the stuffing win an award?

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

Why did the turkey go to the doctor before Thanksgiving?

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a judgment-free zone

Alright folks, before I dive into carving this magnificent turkey, I just have to say, it's so beautiful, it's practically...

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

I told the turkey to come to the table with an attitude adjustment

Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together

The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

Thanksgiving dinner at our house always begins with a beautiful prayer of gratitude.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

The biggest mystery at our Thanksgiving dinner isn't how Aunt Martha made that gelatin salad.

Alright, everyone, the moment of truth has arrived for this magnificent turkey.

Our family Thanksgiving dinner has two main courses:

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?