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🦃 Top Rated Thanksgiving Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Jul 10, 2026

I've been feeling really fowl about my cooking skills this Thanksgiving

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Jul 9, 2026

At our Thanksgiving, the quietest part of the evening isn't during the blessing.

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Jul 8, 2026

What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

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Jul 7, 2026

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

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Jul 6, 2026

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

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Jul 5, 2026

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

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Jul 4, 2026

What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

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Jul 3, 2026

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

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Jul 2, 2026

Why did the turkey join the band?

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Jul 1, 2026

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

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Jun 27, 2026

My family always begins Thanksgiving dinner with a moment of silent gratitude.

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Jun 26, 2026

I told my wife we should start a new tradition at Thanksgiving

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Jun 25, 2026

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is always a time for reflection

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Jun 24, 2026

Why did the head chef get a little nervous carving the Thanksgiving turkey this year?

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Jun 23, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

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Jun 22, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

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Jun 21, 2026

At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

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Jun 20, 2026

At my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

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Jun 19, 2026

Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

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Jun 18, 2026

Why did I bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving table?

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Jun 17, 2026

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is so unpredictable,

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Jun 16, 2026

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie

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Jun 15, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

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Jun 14, 2026

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but I've been having some trouble drumming up support

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Jun 13, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce blush?

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Jun 12, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

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Jun 11, 2026

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

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Jun 10, 2026

Alright everyone, time to get to the 'meat' of the matter.

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Jun 9, 2026

In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

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Jun 8, 2026

I've got a fowl feeling about this meal

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Jun 7, 2026

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is like a science experiment

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Jun 6, 2026

Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

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Jun 5, 2026

In my family, the most competitive event at Thanksgiving isn't football or eating the most pie.

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Jun 4, 2026

Why was the Thanksgiving meal always so well-respected?

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Jun 3, 2026

I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

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Jun 2, 2026

In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

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Jun 1, 2026

My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.

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May 31, 2026

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner seating chart isn't about politeness or proximity to the food.

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May 30, 2026

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey...

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May 29, 2026

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

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May 28, 2026

I'm the king of the kitchen on Thanksgiving, and I've got a special title

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May 27, 2026

In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

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May 26, 2026

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is a real test of endurance

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May 25, 2026

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner isn't cooking the turkey...

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May 24, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce stop in the middle of the road?

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May 23, 2026

Why was the stuffing always so confident?

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May 22, 2026

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a war zone

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May 21, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

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May 20, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

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May 19, 2026

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a perfectly balanced recipe

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