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🦃 Top Rated Thanksgiving Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Aug 24, 2026

Why does this magnificent turkey have such an incredible pull on everyone at the table?

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Aug 23, 2026

Why was the cranberry sauce so good at problem-solving?

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Aug 22, 2026

My grandma keeps asking if I'm seeing anyone at Thanksgiving.

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Aug 21, 2026

My dad spends weeks bragging about his 'secret recipe' for the Thanksgiving turkey.

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Aug 20, 2026

Why did the turkey get kicked off the football team?

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Aug 19, 2026

After my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we don't just feel full.

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Aug 18, 2026

Why was the cranberry sauce always invited to holiday parties?

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Aug 17, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce get a gold medal?

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Aug 16, 2026

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a reality TV show

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Aug 15, 2026

I've got a great reason why the turkey is so relaxed this Thanksgiving

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Aug 14, 2026

Alright, everyone, as I prepare to carve this magnificent turkey...

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Aug 13, 2026

I've been thinking, why did the turkey join the gym?

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Aug 12, 2026

Our Thanksgiving dinner is less a meal and more an extreme sport.

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Aug 11, 2026

Every Thanksgiving, my aunt brings her famous 'mystery casserole.'

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Aug 10, 2026

Alright, folks, the moment of truth! As I prepare to carve this magnificent bird, I just realized this turkey had a seriously rough day yesterday.

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Aug 9, 2026

In my family, the most anticipated event at Thanksgiving isn't the food or the football game

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Aug 8, 2026

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner...

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Aug 7, 2026

My family's Thanksgiving isn't just a holiday meal.

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Aug 6, 2026

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards on Thanksgiving?

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Jul 26, 2026

I've got a fowl confession to make,

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Jul 25, 2026

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve off these drumsticks, it reminds me of something... Why did the turkey decide to start a band?

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Jul 24, 2026

Why did the turkey get into so much trouble at school?

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Jul 23, 2026

What do you call a very polite Thanksgiving stuffing?

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Jul 22, 2026

Wow, this turkey looks absolutely perfect.

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Jul 21, 2026

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

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Jul 20, 2026

Alright everyone, it's time to carve this magnificent bird!

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Jul 19, 2026

I've been feeling grateful for our Thanksgiving dinner tradition

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Jul 18, 2026

Why did the stuffing get promoted at work?

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Jul 17, 2026

Why did the turkey get a standing ovation at Thanksgiving dinner?

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Jul 16, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

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Jul 15, 2026

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're thankful for.

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Jul 14, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

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Jul 13, 2026

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

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Jul 12, 2026

Why was the cranberry sauce a good listener?

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Jul 11, 2026

My mom always says she "loves" my sister's green bean casserole at Thanksgiving.

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Jul 10, 2026

I've been feeling really fowl about my cooking skills this Thanksgiving

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Jul 9, 2026

At our Thanksgiving, the quietest part of the evening isn't during the blessing.

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Jul 8, 2026

What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

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Jul 7, 2026

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

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Jul 6, 2026

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

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Jul 5, 2026

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

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Jul 4, 2026

What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

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Jul 3, 2026

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

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Jul 2, 2026

Why did the turkey join the band?

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Jul 1, 2026

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

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Jun 27, 2026

My family always begins Thanksgiving dinner with a moment of silent gratitude.

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Jun 26, 2026

I told my wife we should start a new tradition at Thanksgiving

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Jun 25, 2026

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is always a time for reflection

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Jun 24, 2026

Why did the head chef get a little nervous carving the Thanksgiving turkey this year?

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Jun 23, 2026

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

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