👔 Top Rated Father's Day Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

4 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 5, 2026

My dad said all he wanted for Father's Day was an hour of peace and quiet.

Apr 4, 2026

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.

Apr 3, 2026

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.

Apr 2, 2026

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day, and he said something to warm my heart