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🎄 Top Rated Christmas Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 8, 2026

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

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May 26, 2026

Why did Santa's reindeer go to the North Pole's IT department?

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May 25, 2026

Why did the Christmas carolers bring a ladder to the party?

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May 24, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

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May 23, 2026

Why did Santa's annual performance review get delayed?

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May 22, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

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May 21, 2026

Why did Santa hire an accountant at the North Pole?

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May 20, 2026

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

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May 19, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

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May 18, 2026

What's an elf's favorite type of music?

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May 17, 2026

Why did Buddy the Elf get a job at the North Pole's coffee shop?

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May 16, 2026

Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

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May 15, 2026

What's the real 'Polar Express' for most parents on Christmas morning?

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May 14, 2026

Why did the scarecrow win an award at the Christmas party?

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May 13, 2026

What do you call a group of cows singing Christmas carols?

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May 12, 2026

Why was the snowman invited to all the holiday parties?

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May 11, 2026

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

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May 10, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

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May 9, 2026

Why did Frosty the Snowman have a successful music career?

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May 8, 2026

What do you call a reindeer who's an excellent decorator?

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May 7, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?

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May 6, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

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May 5, 2026

What do elves learn in school?

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May 4, 2026

Why did Santa's reindeer refuse to fly on Christmas Eve?

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May 3, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party dressed up?

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May 2, 2026

Why did Santa install a new heating system at the North Pole?

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May 1, 2026

Why did the Christmas stocking go to therapy?

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Apr 30, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?

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Apr 29, 2026

What do you call a snowman who's a great listener?

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Apr 28, 2026

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

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Apr 27, 2026

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

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Apr 26, 2026

Why do parents always hear bells ringing after Christmas morning?

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Apr 25, 2026

Why did Santa bring a ladder to the workshop?

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Apr 24, 2026

Why was the candy cane invited to all the Christmas parties?

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Apr 23, 2026

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

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Apr 22, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party?

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Apr 21, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole wellness program?

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Apr 20, 2026

What do you call a group of cows singing Christmas carols?

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Apr 19, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start taking extra breaks at the North Pole?

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Apr 18, 2026

Why did Santa hire a new team for quality control at the North Pole?

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Apr 17, 2026

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Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole union?

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Apr 16, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's IT department?

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Apr 15, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

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Apr 14, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole podcast?

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Apr 13, 2026

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

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Apr 12, 2026

Why did Santa's elves demand better working conditions at the North Pole?

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Apr 11, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?

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Apr 10, 2026

Why did Santa's reindeer start a band at the North Pole?

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Apr 9, 2026

Why did Santa need an extra large desk at the North Pole?

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Apr 7, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

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