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🎄 Top Rated Christmas Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 8, 2026

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

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Jul 10, 2026

What's a present's favorite type of music?

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Jul 9, 2026

Why did the snow globe always look so nervous around the holidays?

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Jul 8, 2026

Why did the elves install a new quality control system in the workshop?

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Jul 7, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party?

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Jul 6, 2026

Why did Santa's elves struggle with their new GPS system at the North Pole?

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Jul 5, 2026

Why was the snowman looking for a job?

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Jul 4, 2026

What's Buddy the Elf's biggest challenge in a quiet zone?

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Jul 3, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

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Jul 2, 2026

Why did Santa invest in noise-cancelling headphones?

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Jul 1, 2026

Why did the elves have a brainstorming session?

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Jun 27, 2026

Why was the gingerbread man in a hurry to get to the party?

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Jun 26, 2026

What do you call a mischievous candy cane?

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Jun 25, 2026

What's Santa's favorite type of music?

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Jun 24, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

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Jun 23, 2026

What do you call a candy cane that's feeling sad?

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Jun 22, 2026

Why did the Christmas carolers have to take a break from singing?

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Jun 21, 2026

Why do Christmas carolers always sound so insistent?

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Jun 20, 2026

Why did the head elf always carry a ruler around the toy workshop?

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Jun 19, 2026

Why did Santa's reindeer go to therapy?

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Jun 18, 2026

Why did Santa get an assistant?

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Jun 17, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

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Jun 16, 2026

What do you call a present that arrives after Christmas?

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Jun 15, 2026

What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas tree decorator?

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Jun 14, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a band at the North Pole?

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Jun 13, 2026

Why did Santa invest in a new filing system?

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Jun 12, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

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Jun 11, 2026

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

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Jun 10, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a training program for reindeer at the North Pole?

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Jun 9, 2026

Why did the head elf take a course in public speaking?

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Jun 8, 2026

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

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Jun 7, 2026

What do you call Santa's fear of being stuck in chimneys?

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Jun 6, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a newsletter at the North Pole?

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Jun 5, 2026

What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the holiday party?

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Jun 4, 2026

Why did Santa always check his watch during gift delivery?

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Jun 3, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

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Jun 2, 2026

Why did the head elf always carry a magnifying glass around the workshop?

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Jun 1, 2026

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

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May 31, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start taking extra breaks at the North Pole?

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May 30, 2026

What do you call a broken candy cane?

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May 29, 2026

Why was the Christmas tree in a good mood?

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May 28, 2026

Why did Santa send his elves to conflict resolution training?

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May 27, 2026

Why did the elves implement an "open door" policy at Santa's workshop?

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May 26, 2026

Why did Santa's reindeer go to the North Pole's IT department?

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May 25, 2026

Why did the Christmas carolers bring a ladder to the party?

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May 24, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

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May 23, 2026

Why did Santa's annual performance review get delayed?

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May 22, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

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May 21, 2026

Why did Santa hire an accountant at the North Pole?

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May 20, 2026

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

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