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🎄 Top Rated Christmas Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 8, 2026

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

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Aug 24, 2026

What's Santa's favorite type of music?

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Aug 23, 2026

What did Ralphie's mom say when he asked for a pet rabbit for Christmas?

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Aug 22, 2026

What's a Christmas tree's favorite game show?

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Aug 21, 2026

What's Kevin McCallister's favorite Christmas carol?

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Aug 20, 2026

What do you call a Christmas tree that's a professional musician?

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Aug 19, 2026

What's Santa's biggest challenge during peak season?

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Aug 18, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree break up with its string lights?

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Aug 17, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree apply for a job?

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Aug 16, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

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Aug 15, 2026

What did the Christmas tree say to the candy cane?

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Aug 14, 2026

Why was the Christmas tree in a good mood?

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Aug 13, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole traffic management system?

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Aug 12, 2026

What's an elf's favorite kind of music?

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Aug 11, 2026

Why did Santa's elves have trouble with the new adjustable desks in the workshop?

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Aug 10, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a podcast at the North Pole?

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Aug 9, 2026

Why did the menorah and the Christmas tree go to therapy together?

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Aug 8, 2026

Why did Santa get a medical check-up before Christmas?

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Aug 7, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go on a team-building retreat at the North Pole?

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Jul 26, 2026

What do you call a group of cows singing Christmas carols?

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Jul 25, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

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Jul 24, 2026

Why did the gingerbread cookie go to the Christmas party?

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Jul 23, 2026

Why are elves so good at making toys?

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Jul 22, 2026

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

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Jul 21, 2026

Why did Santa's reindeer finally hire a labor lawyer?

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Jul 20, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

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Jul 19, 2026

Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy during the holiday season?

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Jul 18, 2026

What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the Christmas party?

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Jul 17, 2026

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

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Jul 16, 2026

Why did Santa's elves always struggle with delegation?

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Jul 15, 2026

Why did Santa give his lead elf a special ergonomic chair?

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Jul 14, 2026

Why did Santa's reindeer start a union at the North Pole?

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Jul 13, 2026

Why did Frosty have a hard time paying his bills on time?

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Jul 12, 2026

Why did Santa give his head elf a glowing performance review?

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Jul 11, 2026

What's a candy cane's favorite dance?

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Jul 10, 2026

What's a present's favorite type of music?

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Jul 9, 2026

Why did the snow globe always look so nervous around the holidays?

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Jul 8, 2026

Why did the elves install a new quality control system in the workshop?

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Jul 7, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party?

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Jul 6, 2026

Why did Santa's elves struggle with their new GPS system at the North Pole?

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Jul 5, 2026

Why was the snowman looking for a job?

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Jul 4, 2026

What's Buddy the Elf's biggest challenge in a quiet zone?

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Jul 3, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

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Jul 2, 2026

Why did Santa invest in noise-cancelling headphones?

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Jul 1, 2026

Why did the elves have a brainstorming session?

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Jun 27, 2026

Why was the gingerbread man in a hurry to get to the party?

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Jun 26, 2026

What do you call a mischievous candy cane?

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Jun 25, 2026

What's Santa's favorite type of music?

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Jun 24, 2026

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

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Jun 23, 2026

What do you call a candy cane that's feeling sad?

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