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🎄 Top Rated Christmas Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

50 jokes — ranked by net votes

Apr 8, 2026

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

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Oct 8, 2026

What do Santa's elves sing when they're working overtime?

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Oct 7, 2026

What do you call a mischievous candy cane?

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Oct 6, 2026

What's the biggest difference between Christmas spirit and a fruitcake?

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Oct 5, 2026

Why did the Christmas caroling group always skip the 'figgy pudding' verse?

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Oct 4, 2026

What's a Christmas magician's favorite type of music?

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Oct 3, 2026

What's a Christmas tree's favorite social media platform?

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Oct 2, 2026

What's Santa's favorite navigational app for his sleigh?

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Oct 1, 2026

Why is putting up a Christmas tree so complicated for cat owners?

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Sep 22, 2026

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

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Sep 21, 2026

Why did Santa consult a meteorologist every December?

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Sep 20, 2026

Why did Santa hire a lawyer for the elves?

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Sep 19, 2026

Why did Santa's elves never complain about working long hours?

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Sep 18, 2026

Why are Christmas lights such great comedians?

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Sep 17, 2026

Why was the North Pole's HR department so busy?

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Sep 16, 2026

Why did the elf get a promotion at the North Pole?

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Sep 15, 2026

Why did Kevin McCallister prefer spending Christmas 'Home Alone'?

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Sep 13, 2026

What do you call an elf who sings badly?

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Sep 12, 2026

Why was the Christmas tree always getting into trouble?

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Sep 11, 2026

Why did the head elf install a new time clock in the workshop?

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Sep 10, 2026

Why did the snowman lose his hat?

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Sep 9, 2026

What do you call a Christmas tree that loves to solve mysteries?

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Sep 8, 2026

Why did Santa implement a new 'open door' policy for the elves?

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Sep 7, 2026

Why did the North Pole's computer network keep crashing?

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Sep 6, 2026

Why don't gingerbread men like to sing 'Deck the Halls'?

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Sep 5, 2026

What's an elf's favorite type of music?

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Sep 4, 2026

What's Santa's favorite kind of coffee?

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Sep 3, 2026

Why did the mischievous reindeer get sent to the principal's office?

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Sep 2, 2026

Why did Santa hire a new data analyst for the Naughty and Nice list?

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Aug 30, 2026

Why do parents strategically place all the presents under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve?

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Aug 29, 2026

Why did my true love get me a gift receipt instead of the actual presents from 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'?

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Aug 28, 2026

Why are modern Christmas carolers always a little confused when singing 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas'?

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Aug 27, 2026

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?

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Aug 26, 2026

Why did the North Pole factory implement a "bring your pet to work" day?

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Aug 25, 2026

Why did Santa install a new GPS in his sleigh?

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Aug 24, 2026

What's Santa's favorite type of music?

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Aug 23, 2026

What did Ralphie's mom say when he asked for a pet rabbit for Christmas?

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Aug 22, 2026

What's a Christmas tree's favorite game show?

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Aug 21, 2026

What's Kevin McCallister's favorite Christmas carol?

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Aug 20, 2026

What do you call a Christmas tree that's a professional musician?

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Aug 19, 2026

What's Santa's biggest challenge during peak season?

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Aug 18, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree break up with its string lights?

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Aug 17, 2026

Why did the Christmas tree apply for a job?

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Aug 16, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

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Aug 15, 2026

What did the Christmas tree say to the candy cane?

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Aug 14, 2026

Why was the Christmas tree in a good mood?

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Aug 13, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole traffic management system?

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Aug 12, 2026

What's an elf's favorite kind of music?

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Aug 11, 2026

Why did Santa's elves have trouble with the new adjustable desks in the workshop?

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Aug 10, 2026

Why did Santa's elves start a podcast at the North Pole?

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