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๐Ÿ’ Top Rated Wedding Jokes

The funniest jokes as voted by the community. Filter by time or category.

5 jokes โ€” ranked by net votes

Apr 5, 2026

When we were dating, my husband used to send me romantic texts like, 'Missing you already, can't wait to see you!'

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Apr 5, 2026

I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.

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Apr 4, 2026

On our first date, I meticulously planned every detail, ironed my best shirt, and practiced witty banter.

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Apr 3, 2026

My wife and I have been married for ten years and we still share a closet.

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Apr 2, 2026

Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.

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